To Donald Dill, our main ** Astroman *** . Fight hard, Rock on. The C...MOnSteRs are thinking of you and wishing you the best. Love from your Palz, The Colonel, Anaconda, Urethra & HotFoote
half cheeky Brit Pop.
half Grand Master Flash.
half prog rock from 1974.
half pirate memory gamez.
Rhonda Anaconda, Colonel Blumpkin
and Sir Phillip of Hot-Footshire
are an ancient magical species
known as The C...MOnSteRs
Live from the swamp... Feb 2015
Hottt off the Presssss...
“I like the Fashion Astronautz. There's lots of orgasms in that song. Lots of orgasms” — hipster rock chick
“Python Pantz is the funniest shit EVER!!!” — Rob on Vocals
"what is Python Pantz about, anyhow? I don't get it” — Hell Bent
“Asteroidz DeluXxe sounds exactly like Grand Master Flash but different.” — Fruit of the Legion of Loom
“Blown away by the rock opera 'Fashion Astronautz' - monumental sounds! Like Flaming Lips + ELO + healthy dose of trippy psych-folk for good measure”— MikeWhitePresents
“TOTALLY freakin' AWESOME. The chord structure is so unbelievably...weird...and the harmonics are fkn INCREDIBLE!! Absolutely love this!” — Schroeder's Ghost
“Sounds & looks all so light and fun but I hear excellent musicianship and have most respect for you. all this in a trio format--cool! So many influences in your songs. Obviously great sense of humor over there too. Love the dog video” - Kloudworks
“your song “Vaginal Penis” is ironic... I recently wrote a song called "My Mangina"… my mangina is a lesbian.” — TRASH
“great stuff! y'all remind me of ween, frank zappa, the butthole surfers, and devo in a blender. keep up the good work, and keep it strange.” — Enok
“who is that hot chick playing bass?” — Wendy Biscuit
“the guitarist plays like a wild banshee - making them squeal, moan & burble, in ways once thought unimaginable ....unique & very very enjoyable...” — Nick and Mandy, Genre Fuse
“RockHard SlutPunk AssRock Chick.....the title says it all....fantastic” — The Bones Martyn Band
“What an awesome band, I want one like this” — SpEnt fiXer
"Wank me to blazes, Colonel." — The Frigates
Ginger the ancient magical monkey sez... "Download the new super-rock adventure Oh, You Naughty Saucer. It'll make you feel better. Pow!"